For Your Eyes Birthday Card

Send hilarious birthday wishes with this funny and unique greeting card written by stand up comic Elliott Maxx.

Front: HAPPY BIRTHDAY! FOR YOUR EYES ONLY!
Inside: DO ME A FAVOR. I COULDN'T THINK OF ANYTHING TO WRITE, SO PLEASE PRETEND THAT YOU'RE READING SOMETHING REALLY TOUCHING, MAYBE EVEN WIPE AWAY A TEAR, AND THEN LOOK AT ME AND SAY, "THAT IS SO BEAUTIFUL, I DIDN'T KNOW YOU COULD WRITE LIKE THAT." THEN IF ANYONE ASKS TO SEE THE CARD, REFUSE AND TELL THEM IT WAS JUST TOO PERSONAL. THANKS, I OWE YOU ONE.

• 4.25" x 5.38"
• Printed using soy ink using post consumer recycled paper
• Made in USA