{"product_id":"watercolor-for-your-eyes-only-funny-birthday-card","title":"Watercolor \"For Your Eyes Only\" Funny Birthday Card","description":"\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eFor those moments when words fail you—but you still want full credit for being deeply heartfelt. This clever birthday card reads \u003ci\u003e“FOR YOUR EYES ONLY”\u003c\/i\u003e in bold white letters stamped on a mysterious midnight-blue watercolor background, complete with a faux “Top Secret” seal and vintage-inspired gold foil frame.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eInside, the humor continues with a perfectly scripted hilarious message. Whether they burst out laughing or nod solemnly, this card earns its place in their stack. Blank on the reverse for your signature. Paired with a watercolor-lined envelope for added drama.\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eFront: FOR YOUR EYES ONLY \/ HAPPY BIRTHDAY\u003cbr\u003eInside: I didn't know what to write... So... please just pretend this deeply heartfelt and maybe let a single tear roll down your cheek. Perhaps look up slowly and whisper, \"That was beautiful.\" And if anyone asks what it said, just shake your head and say, \"It was too personal to share.\" Thanks for covering for me.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003e4.5\" x 6\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eGold enhanced raised foil\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003e115lb white smooth cardstock, lined envelope\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eMade in USA\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Bonsai Paper Co.","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51360075546900,"sku":null,"price":8.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0289\/2392\/0432\/files\/Watercolor_ForYourEyesOnly_FunnyBirthdayCardbyBonsaiPaperCo.png?v=1759361711","url":"https:\/\/bonsaipaperco.com\/products\/watercolor-for-your-eyes-only-funny-birthday-card","provider":"Bonsai Paper Co.","version":"1.0","type":"link"}