Watercolor "For Your Eyes Only" Funny Christmas Card

Keep them guessing with a Christmas card that’s as cryptic as it is clever. With a moody red watercolor wash and playful “NICE LIST ONLY” stamp, this card sets the stage for secrecy and sentiment—without actually saying a word. Gilded accents and vintage bookplate vibes make it feel personal, dramatic, and delightfully tongue-in-cheek.

Inside, the message winks at your lack of words while offering the ultimate emotional alibi: “That was beautiful.” It’s the perfect card for your favorite overthinker, undercover softie, or anyone who appreciates wit with a warm heart. Paired with a blush-toned watercolor envelope liner and luxe white envelope.

Front: FOR YOUR EYES ONLY / MERRY CHRISTMAS
Inside: I didn't know what to write.. So... please just pretend this says something really warm and fuzzy. Perhaps even hold it to your heart and whisper, "That was beautiful." And if anyone asks to read it, just shake your head and say, "It's...too personal." Thanks for covering for me. Merry Christmas.

• 4.5" x 6"
• Gold enhanced raised foil
• 105lb white shimmer cardstock, lined envelope
• Made in USA